What is it about him?
I just started on friendster and I'm hoping to eventually have a passel of hot asian chicks as friends but I'm not sure how to go about it. Should I tell that that green cards come out of my ass when I shit, or that sleeping with me will get them a 30% discount at Hot Topic, or just that my friendster accout is unexplicably frequented by modeling agency execs who are always looking for girls to do late night commercials for distance learning nursing programs and bar soap.
or maybe I should just tell tham that I'm a pathetic twit with no body hair and and and almost crippling fear that everyone will find out that my left testicle hasn't dropped yet?
whats your secret?
yours truly
Dan's #1 Fan
A response from a friend after looking at one of the many myspace accounts of pea brained dudes posing half naked and have an enormously large amount of asian women friends on their accounts.
or maybe I should just tell tham that I'm a pathetic twit with no body hair and and and almost crippling fear that everyone will find out that my left testicle hasn't dropped yet?
whats your secret?
yours truly
Dan's #1 Fan
A response from a friend after looking at one of the many myspace accounts of pea brained dudes posing half naked and have an enormously large amount of asian women friends on their accounts.

2 Comments:
Hahahahahahahah... I have seen those people, they are hilarious. Dude, for a minute there I thought this was your posting and I was like "wait, maybe its too early to read people's blogs... I'm getting things all mixed up" but then I had a sip of tea and realized what was going on. At least you don't get the requests from guys like these... -sigh-
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Anh, at 8:34 AM
I love Kagan.
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Eric Keto, at 10:37 PM
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