I am Available

.... as Vladimir Putin's double. Putin, if you are reading this and you want a stunt double for any biograpical movies, then let me know.

I was walking to work and some guy was asking people for change, pretty typical in downtown Seattle. As we were chatting he said 'What's wrong with your eyes?'. My eyes, I thought, they weren't red or anything. I didn't remember anything wrong when I looked in that mirror this morning. Hmm. He continued with, 'You look like Vladimir Putin'.